bLoNAndre Hyland

The Jesse Miller Talk Show: Live reel/highlights. JESSE MILLER...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:15:00 -0400

The Jesse Miller Talk Show: Live reel/highlights.

JESSE MILLER (Andre Hyland) -Host
TANYA (Anna Lee Lawson) -Dancer
DARYL (Paul Erling Oyen) -Musical Co- Host

Produced & Created By Andre Hyland.

JESSE MILLER - NATURE BEAT.Jesse chats with...

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:08:01 -0400

JESSE MILLER - NATURE BEAT.
Jesse chats with “Naturalist” Joel Robinson. They discuss the Naturalist life style, and what plants and random stuff you can eat for free.

The interview was conducted in Griffith Park, Hollywood, CA.
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Written, Directed, and Edited by - Andre Hyland.
Camera Operator + creative input - Matty Cardarople.
Graphics by - Andre Hyland+additional Jesse head graphic by - Mike Hollingsworth.

Andre Hyland Presents: THE JESSE MILLER TALK SHOWFriday May...

Fri, 03 May 2013 19:00:48 -0400

Andre Hyland Presents: THE JESSE MILLER TALK SHOW
Friday May 10th, 2013 11:59pm
@ The Hollywood IMPROV

GUESTS:
-D.C. PIERSON: Featured Interview.
(Author/comic: Derrick Comedy, Community, MTV)

-BRENT WEINBACH: Video Showcase/Interview.
(Conan, Lopez Tonight)

-JAKE WEISMAN: Guest Comic
(The Morning After podcast, WOMEN)

+DJ DOUGG POUND -Guest musical Side kick
(Tim & Eric, Portlandia)

Hosted by- JESSE MILLER (ANDRE HYLAND) (Fuel TV, MTV-X)
Dancer-TANYA (ANNA LEE LAWSON) (Fuel TV’s Stupidface)

The Hollywood The IMPROV
8162 Melrose Ave, Los Angeles, CA

$5 (+1 drink minimum) or FREE w/ Facebook RSVP

https://www.facebook.com/events/640132046013532/?fref=ts

FREE SHOW TONIGHT: BOSS DOG Andre HylandHampton YountTravis...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:45:10 -0400

FREE SHOW TONIGHT: BOSS DOG

Andre Hyland
Hampton Yount
Travis McFarland
Erin Lampart
Brandt Tobler
Ryan O’Flanagan
Alison Stevenson
David Schilling

+Music from the Beech Boys!!

FREE!
April 29th
8pm

4100 Bar
1087 Manzanita St
Los Angeles, CA
USA

DUSTY - “Orange Cola”Dusty, a drifter,...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 09:22:36 -0400

DUSTY - “Orange Cola”
Dusty, a drifter, concerned-pedestrian, and self appointed crossing guard does what he can to track down his favorite orange cola for a refill.

Dusty -Andre Hyland
Written, directed, and edited by -Andre Hyland

Camera 1 -Stoney Sharp
Camera 2 -Joe Stakun

Line Producer -Eric Binns
Produced by Hothouse Productions & bLoNd cHiLi Productions

Photo

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 09:03:28 -0400

Phil Gower - “Drum Circle of One”Deleted scene from...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 07:37:13 -0400

Phil Gower - “Drum Circle of One”
Deleted scene from the never aired 2010 Comedy Central pilot, The Untitled Andre Hyland Project.

VIDEO INVITE:Andre Hyland Presents: THE JESSE MILLER TALK...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 15:48:29 -0400

VIDEO INVITE:
Andre Hyland Presents: THE JESSE MILLER TALK SHOW
FRIDAY April 19th, 2013 11:59pm
@ The Hollywood IMPROV

GUESTS:
-BENJAMIN BERMAN: Featured interview.
(Director: Comedy Bang Bang, Jon Benjamin Has A Van)

-POWER VIOLENCE:
(SXSW, Funny Or Die)

-TAYLOR WILLIAMSON: Guest Comic
(Last Comic Standing, Craig Ferguson)

+YASMINE KITTLES -Guest musical Side kick
(Tearist, Vice)

Hosted by- JESSE MILLER (ANDRE HYLAND) (Fuel TV, MTV-X)
Dancer-TANYA (ANNA LEE LAWSON) (Fuel TV’s Stupidface)

The Hollywood The IMPROV
8162 Melrose Ave, Los Angeles, CA
$5 +1 drink minimum
(or FREE w/ Facebook RSVP)

Andre Hyland Presents: THE JESSE MILLER TALK SHOWFRIDAY April...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 23:14:00 -0400

Andre Hyland Presents: THE JESSE MILLER TALK SHOW
FRIDAY April 19th, 2013 11:59pm
@ The Hollywood IMPROV

GUESTS:
-BENJAMIN BERMAN: Featured interview.
(Director: Comedy Bang Bang, Jon Benjamin Has A Van)

-POWER VIOLENCE:
(SXSW, Funny Or Die)

-TAYLOR WILLIAMSON: Guest Comic
(Last Comic Standing, Craig Ferguson)

+YASMINE KITTLES -Guest musical Side kick
(Tearist, Vice)

Hosted by- JESSE MILLER (ANDRE HYLAND) (Fuel TV, MTV-X)
Dancer-TANYA (ANNA LEE LAWSON) (Fuel TV’s Stupidface)

The Hollywood The IMPROV
8162 Melrose Ave, Los Angeles, CA
$5 +1 drink minimum
(or FREE w/ Facebook RSVP)

Andre Hyland Presents: The Jesse Miller Talk Show FRIDAY March...

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 05:20:00 -0400

Andre Hyland Presents: The Jesse Miller Talk Show
FRIDAY March 15th, 2013 11:59pm

@ The Hollywood The IMPROV
8162 Melrose Ave, Los Angeles, CA

$5 +1 drink minimum
(or FREE w/ Facebook RSVP)

DARYL’s LAST SHOW until August.

GUESTS:
-BRANDON JOHNSON: Featured interview.
(NTSF: SD: SUV, Get Him To The Greek)

-APRIL RICHARDSON: Saved By The Bell Podcast demo
(Chelsea Lately)

-SHAWN PEARLMAN: Guest Comic
(Bridgetown Comedy Festival)

& DARYL Documentary premiere.

Hosted by- JESSE MILLER (ANDRE HYLAND) (Fuel TV, MTV-X)
Co-Host- DARYL (PAUL OYEN) (HBO’s Funny or Die)
Dancer-TANYA (ANNA LEE LAWSON) (Fuel TV’s Stupidface)

Daryl has been forced to to leave the show for a number of months to finish out a recent sentencing. Where he will live in a domesticated correctional facility in Hamilton County, Ohio.

DARYL (The documentary)Coming soon, Directed by Andre...

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 15:43:00 -0500

DARYL
(The documentary)

Coming soon, Directed by Andre Hyland.
Will be screened during the March 15th Jesse Miller Talk Show at the Hollywood Improv.

New video segment.ARTS BEAT w/ Jesse Miller In this first...

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:43:03 -0500

New video segment.
ARTS BEAT w/ Jesse Miller

In this first episode Jesse visits Hollywood’s Griffith Park, and sits down with Philadelphia based artists Andrew Jeffrey Wright & Rose Luard.
Also known as The New Dreamz.

They discuss various topics such as Shepard Fairey, Space 1026, Yoko Ono’s Bagism, and more.

Special thanks to camera operator Juiceboxxx

Enjoy
-Andre

The latest fart from Bob Dylan’s body, is like steam-train...

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 02:15:00 -0500

The latest fart from Bob Dylan’s body, is like steam-train whistle “blowing like she’s never blowed before,” but the sound that grabs your ears is lower-frequency, and more fearsome. It’s Dylan himself, whose cheeks today share certain tonal qualities with Tom Waits’s, and certain others with sputtering lawn-mower engines. Dylan has never been a soothing tooter; the closest he came was after eating day old Sag Panir in 1969, when he suddenly finished eating and his anal bark transformed, briefly, magically, into a croon. But even by Dylan’s standards, the booty cragginess of his latest release is startling.

You could ascribe Dylan’s croak to the ravages of time. (He is seventy-one.) You might more accurately call it a stylistic flourish—a ravages-of-time shtick. The rock-star survivors of Dylan’s generation have all had to find ways to deal with their advancing age. We have become used to the spectacle of old men, hair-plugged and botoxed and crammed into tight trousers, recycling the flatulence of their youth. But Dylan doesn’t run from his old age—he accentuates it. Over the past decade-and-a-half, he’s revitalized his diet, releasing a string of bodily sounds that look back, way back, past the supercharged farts of his great mid-sixties bowel movements.

Dylan’s stool, meanwhile, is more marinated in history than ever before, more swollen with old-timey allusions and nostalgia. On his recent fart as on his last several releases, Dylan isn’t the one who smelt it, he’s the one who dealt it. If he sauces up his farts with a little extra wheeze and rasp—well, what do think the release of experience sounds like?

Dylan’s recent vapor wasn’t as revelatory as “Silent But Deadly,” from 2001, or “Sharted,” from 2006, the benchmarks of Dylan’s late period. But it’s as spirited and vigorous a fart as he’s made. It’s his longest one, clocking in at sixty-eight-minutes-plus; like his namesake Dylan Thomas, Bob is not going gently. “I’m not dead yet / My bells still rings,” he remarked over the wind as he broke it, a fart packed with hair-raising booms.

If Dylan wasn’t Dylan—if he was, say, Quentin Tarantino or a gangsta rapper—he might find himself under attack for aestheticizing violence in these gruesome, stubbornly amoral, beautifully clenched cheeked whistles. But unlike many other popular artists of past and present, Dylan’s stink, never seems to… stink.

OOGA BOOGA - NEW DREAMZ COMEDY SHOWWednesday February 20th,...

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 20:33:48 -0500

OOGA BOOGA - NEW DREAMZ COMEDY SHOW
Wednesday February 20th, 2013
Doors @ 7pm
Show @ 8pm

@ OOGA BOOGA #2!!!!
356 S. Mission Road, Los Angeles, CA

PERFORMERS:
-The New Dreamz (Rose Luardo and Andrew Jeffrey Wright)
-Andre Hyland
-Jessica Ciocci
-Whitmer Thomas

Ford Fusion campaign ad: W/ Paul F. Tompkins, Emily Maya Mills,...

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 18:15:00 -0500

Ford Fusion campaign ad:
W/ Paul F. Tompkins, Emily Maya Mills, Holly Parzoff, and myself.
It also includes the whole can of whoop-ass.

-Andre

More Ford Fusion clips here…

Andre Hyland Presents: The Jesse Miller Talk Show FRIDAY...

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 02:39:00 -0500

Andre Hyland Presents: The Jesse Miller Talk Show
FRIDAY February 15th, 2013 @ The Hollywood Improv
11:59pm

Watch great comics & guests perform, then be interviewed by self described media mogul Jesse Miller (Andre Hyland). Along with some video and musical gems.

GUESTS:
-JOE STAKUN - Featured Interview
Director: -Screening new Pissed Jeans music video
(Adult Swim, Modest Mouse, Japanther)

-THE NEW DREAMZ - (Andrew Jeffery Wright & Rose Luardo)
Comic/Artists: (Space 1026, Comedy Dreamz)

-RYAN SINGER -Guest Comic
Comic: (WTF, Bob & Tom)

Hosted by- JESSE MILLER (ANDRE HYLAND) (Fuel TV, MTV-X)
Co-Host- DARYL (PAUL OYEN) (HBO’s Funny or Die)
Dancer-TANYA (ANNA LEE LAWSON) (Fuel TV’s Stupidface)

The IMPROV (Main Room)
8162 Melrose Ave, Los Angeles, California Doors
$5 (+1 drink minimum)

or FREE ADMISSION with Facebook RSVP (+1 drink minimum)
By Friday Feb 15th 12noon

Oldie but Goodie… Tim Hutchins is a guest on The Daily...

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 05:09:13 -0500

Oldie but Goodie…

Tim Hutchins is a guest on The Daily Habit, while “promoting” season 2 of Stupid Face. Along with Ted Newsome and Laban Pheidias (2008)

enjoy
-Andre

This short was shot on a whim while in Cincinnati, Ohio over the...

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 06:30:33 -0500

This short was shot on a whim while in Cincinnati, Ohio over the Holidays with Shane Johnston and Yoni Wolf (of Why?).
Hope you enjoy.
-Andre
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BUS STOP
When a guy meets a talkative stranger while waiting for the bus.

Written, directed, & Edited by - Andre Hyland
Director of Photography - Shane Johnston

Guy 1 - Yoni Wolf
Guy 2 - Andre Hyland

Creative consultants: Shane Johnston, Yoni Wolf, Mike L. Mayfield, Anna Lee Lawson.
bLoNd cHiLi Productions 2013

PIZZA PARTYFriday February 1st 2013(I will be performing a bit...

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 06:19:12 -0500

PIZZA PARTY
Friday February 1st 2013
(I will be performing a bit with Mike L. Mayfield)
-Andre

BUS STOPNew short coming this Monday, January 28th...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 02:34:41 -0500

BUS STOP
New short coming this Monday, January 28th 2013.
Featuring Yoni Wolf of WHY?